We're Home

It finally happened. These basement hoarders are thrilled to move from our apartment to our very first home!  After having an offer in on this short sale for over 5 long months, the dumb bank finally realized they were losing money by letting this house just sit there and our offer went through!
We closed about 2 weeks ago and have been painting, cleaning and moving since then. Last night was our 1st night there and this morning we realized we still need a few things (like shower curtains).
We are now located in Daybreak in South Jordan and already have lots of awesome, young families around us.  We're totally excited for all the recent changes and everything ahead of us!

An out-of-control cruise in the car

Who ever thought she would like the Wii so much?! We were all pretending we weren't watching. It was so realistic.

Granny gettin down!

Alright, I promise this blog isn't just a bunch of random videos that I think are funny, but I came across this and you must view it as well.
Im pretty sure I need a cigarette after watching this; it's that good.

Cleaning my Nose

Seija works at the salon, so of course, she likes me to try some of the services they do there. I thought for sure this was going to hurt and was ready for multiple boogers to follow the hair that was about to be ripped out of my nose.

Help the Hoarders!

This is how we are starting to feel in our basement apartment!  We thought of the smart idea to start buying furniture, electronics, tools etc. to furnish a home instead of buying it all at once and racking up the bill! Who ever thought trying to find a house to purchase would be such a pain in the a@#$!  At first, we were having a lot of fun and thought we would be able to find something we liked fast and move in right after...ha, guess again.!  We have multiple offers on short-sales that will go through when hell freezes over and everything else sells so fast we don't even have time to go look at them!  Needless to say, our apartment is chuck-full of nice things still boxed up and wrapped in plastic just waiting for an offer to be accepted. Oh it's suckin.  Do you have a lawn mower in your bedroom?...cuz we do ;)

This video came to me in an email. I've watched it a a thousand times and still laugh hysterically!  My favorite part is when the person filming can't stop laughing at his friend! Joke was on the streaker. Enjoy.

New Year's aint no party

January 1st.  The beginning of a new year is awesome, but let's be honest, new year's celebrations always suck. I know the dude has some health issues, but dear Dick Clark: Old age and waaaaaayyy too much botox makes it hard to understand you brother! We mostly just sit around with friends and impatiently try to stay awake until the "glorious" ball drops in New York.  At that moment, I let out a yelp, drink my half cup of sparkling apple cider and find the closest bed I can crawl in and slip into a coma.  What is the deal?! Since being married we are more than ready to go to bed at 10.  High School days we were still running around at 2 am no problem. Feeling old is suckin.
Also, there is one New Year's resolution that just kills me: Everyone and their dog want to "get in shape" beginning of the year. Gym memberships skyrocket in January and I end up just getting pissed at the the idiots taking space at the gym that have no idea what they are doing.  Mid February the weenies start to weed out and go back to playing World of Warcraft for 6 hours a day instead of the gym. This makes me happy :) Patience until then.